Children need to spend more time doing things together with their fathers.
Unfortunately, the father is apt to come home
wanting most of all to slump down...
Shimada, what is this?
Oh, um...
Asahi lent it to me.
I said "no thanks," but...
You believe him just like that?!
I, er...
K-Kuromine-kun...
What?!
No! I, um...
I'm taking this.
Aizawa, you take care of these two...
Where's Aizawa?
I thought I saw Aizawa-san during break.
Her stuff is still here,
and she hasn't handed in an early dismissal form.
Does anyone know?
The class rep...
Where did she go?
All right, quiet down.
Let's get back to class.
Rearrange these words so the sentence makes sense.
Shimada.
Come up front.
What? But Asahi...
C-Class Rep?!
Help the Class Rep!
Class Rep?!
What are you doing?!
Leave the classroom?
S-Sensei.
What is it, Kuromine?
Um, m-may I go to the bathroom?
I-I'm about to mess myself.
You look like you'll last a little longer.
Just hold it.
N-No, I mean, um...
I mean, number two.
Seriously?!
Fine.
You may go.
Sensei, I gotta go, too.
You hurry up and answer the question.
I apologize for causing you embarrassment.
I needed to ask you to help with the recharge.
Recharge? Recharge what?
My external unit's battery is depleted. It won't move.
The bigger Class Rep was battery-powered?!
But it looks so high-tech.
It's your fault to begin with.
I was trying to recharge during break.
But...
It's time.
That was awesome.
Thanks, Kuromine-kun.
I'm glad you enjoyed it.
Awesome? What is she talking about?
But man, five times all the way until morning...
I'm exhausted now.
E-Exhausted after five times, you say?!
D-Did those two actually...
I was so nervous at first,
but by the end I was like, "This feels great!"
It was that good, huh?
I'd like to go once more, if we have time.
I missed my chance to recharge,
thanks to your lewd conversation.
Lewd?
I had no idea your relationship had progressed that far.
What?
If you mean what we talked about during the break,
I think we were just talking about watching a DVD.
DVD?
Yeah, I lent her a DVD,
This party will become a war zone! Dairambo
and apparently she watched it five times before morning.
So that's why she was exhausted.
Class Rep, just what did you think it was?
Ask no more!
Whoa, watch it!
F-Fine!
So where's the bigger Class Rep?
Here.
Are you serious?
I have to go into the girls' bathroom?
I apologize.
After careful consideration,
I decided this was the best place to hide it.
All right.
I'll have to do it.
Keep the bathroom clean
Everyone's in class, so it'll be okay, right?
Thank you. It's the last stall at the end.
I'm sorry!
What are you doing?
That's my external unit!
Oh, right.
What is it?
Um, I hope you flushed.
I only chose this place as a hiding spot!
How rude of you!
Sorry!
Up we go.
It actually has body heat.
Is that because it hasn't been that long since the battery ran out?
It even feels, like, well...
Soft...
Ow!
I-I know I'm the one asking you for help,
but could you please stop staring like that?
Wait, did you just shoot me?
Class Rep, why don't you ride on me?
Get in my pocket or something.
I mean, wouldn't it be bad if someone saw you like that?
N-No, thanks.
I can't ask you to do that much.
Besides, class is in session. It'll be fine. Probably.
Yeah?
I feel strange.
As though I'm the one being held.
Stop leaning on him like that, me!
N-No!
Stay calm, Aizawa Nagisa.
Oh, no! Hurry, Kuromine Asahi!
Right.
Nurse's Office
Okay.
Someone's coming.
Kuromine-kun?
Oh, it's you, Shiragami.
Is that Aizawa-san?
You're pretty bold, skipping class to do that, Kuromine-kun.
N-No!
You've got it wrong!
You don't have to explain.
I get it. I'm a master of relationships...
Ow.
You couldn't be more mistaken, Shiragami Youko!
Mini Aizawa-san?
No running in the hallways! It's dangerous!
Oh, so that's what you were doing.
Even someone as together as you makes mistakes, huh?
N-Never mind that.
Could you go please check to see if there's anyone inside?
Roger.
Excuse me.
The nurse isn't here.
All right, let's go in.
Kuromine Asahi.
I cannot thank you enough.
You have my gratitude.
Nah, I didn't do much.
Would you mind pulling this over to that socket and plugging it in?
Sure.
That's it?
Yes, thank you.
That's so old-school.
Are you going somewhere, Class Rep?
Wouldn't you be safer here?
That may be, but I must afford you a safe escape.
I could not bear for there to be any bad rumors spread about you
should you be seen leaving an empty nurse's room together.
Leave it to me.
I'll go check.
Wait here until I say it's safe.
Roger.
All right.
That was a surprise.
But I guess it's all good now.
Mikan!
M-Mikan, what happened?
I just... found a tiny Aizawa-san.
Shiragami, your wings! Your wings!
A figure.
It's a figure, right?
She's pretending to be a figure?
I guess as long as she doesn't move, she can fool her.
She's probably saluting
because it's how she feels most comfortable standing still.
I have to get her before she can't hold the pose anymore.
Wait, are figures supposed to look this realistic?
And why Aizawa-san?
It even has a weird antenna.
I-It can't be...
Can't be? You can't mean...
Is Aizawa-san the fabled Hallway Fairy of the Seven Wonders of the School Campus?
No! Of course not!
Wait, why are you moving with us, Class Rep?!
Huh?
I thought I just saw this figure move.
You're imagining it!
A figure, huh?
Nailed it!
What a proud salute!
Look at her satisfied face.
She knows she nailed it!
You can see it in her salute, too.
Um, did this figure just land on its own?
Of course not.
Whether she nailed it or not wasn't the issue!
I'm pretty sure I saw it move.
Th-This is bad. I have to divert her attention.
So it really is the Hallway Fairy?
I know.
Mikan, what other Wonders of the School Campus are there?
Well, from what I've researched...
First, there's the Hallway Fairy.
Then there's the ephemeral Horned Lady.
The Pervert of Light.
Good, I got her attention.
Oh, yeah, there's also the After School Vampire.
What?
Do you guys know something about it?
Nope!
Nothing at all!
Oh, darn.
This sure is a well-made figure, though.
What the hell are you doing, Mikan?!
Huh?
Isn't checking for panties the first thing you do with a figure?
Don't flip the class rep's skirt just because that's the first thing you do!
Why are you reacting like that?
It's a figure, right?
It sure is a figure!
Class Rep handled that well, though...
Wait...
She's glaring daggers at me.
Eromine-kun.
Me?!
It's my fault?!
But still, even Mikan wouldn't take it further than lifting her skirt.
Hey, it's Heathen Queen Mikan-san.
What's that?
I found an Aizawa-san figure.
I was lifting its skirt.
Seriously?!
Let me lift it, too!
Shimada!
That's the normal thing to do, right?
It's a figure, after all.
What a tragic salute!
She's like a soldier marching to her death!
It looks like all its clothes come off, too.
Whoever made it must be a pervert.
Seriously?!
Let me see it!
God, what do I do?!
I have to save the class rep, fast!
Doesn't that device erase memories?
Tap tap
Hey, not bad♥
C-Can I see that figure, too?
Wh-What's up with that reaction?
E-Eromine-kun...
Right after you heard that its clothes come off? What are you thinking?!
You're that shocked?!
Wait, why are you shocked too, Shiragami?
Class Rep, you too?!
Wait. Please, wait. Think about it!
Asahi, I get her first.
Stay out of this!
Mikan, here.
Eromine-kun...
No! I can't let you have this!
Me, then!
Um... Oh, yeah!
I made that figure.
So it doesn't matter that I can undress it. Just give it back!
What?!
You'd tell such an obvious lie just to have it?!
He's a pervert! A pervert!
It had the opposite effect?!
And again, why you too, Shiragami?!
Wait, what the hell?!
Damn, Asahi!
Make me one, too!
Shima, you stay out of this!
So, what? You're telling me you made this intricately-detailed Aizawa-san?
Y-Yeah, that's right.
Make me one of her in gym clothes, not her uniform.
You've been fantasizing and undressing her with your eyes all the time?!
W-Well...
Or did you lie because you just want to take its clothes off?!
Yeah, that's right!
I made it after lots of fantasizing and undressing her with my eyes!
You really are an Eromine-kun!
Just give it back! It's mine!
Asahi, you took it by force?!
Wait, Asahi!
I'll let you be the first to borrow my new adult mags!
I won't say anything about your weird fetishes,
but a figure of your classmate?!
Say whatever you want!
I-It's okay! I understand, Eromine-kun!
Yeah, I get that you totally don't understand!
Wh-What do you intend to do with me, Eromine Asahi?!
Maybe I should stop saving you!
Sorry.
You bore the sullied name of Eromine Asahi to save me.
Don't be so frank about calling it a sullied name!
Well, at least you understand.
You wouldn't believe how lonely a battle it was.
I'm really sorry.
I was scared.
I thought it was all over.
And you...
Really, thank you.
O-Oh, well, you can thank me when you're in the clear.
Is it the gym clothes?
Is it because I asked for gym clothes?
I wouldn't mind her being in nothing but an apron, either.
And now I'm the one being chased?!
This is getting interesting.
Stop it, before Aizawa-san herself finds out!
You can have three of my top-secret adult mags!
Heck, you can have whichever one you want!
You can still turn back, Eromine-kun!
Shiragami...
I'm truly sorry.
No, it's fine.
It's better than having your secret outed and you having to leave.
Anyway, hide here until they give up.
I-It's warm.
I feel Kuromine Asahi's body heat.
Our heartbeats are overlapping.
Wait, no!
No!
What the hell am I thinking at a time like this?!
First of all, I rejected Kuromine Asahi!
And now—
I should block the entrance, just in case.
Up we go.
It's heavy!
A-Are you okay, Class Rep?
Y-Yeah.
Everything's fine.
Huh? What the?
When did the bigger Class Rep get here?
What are you talking about?
The external unit's still rechargi—
Wait, what?!
Why am I bigger?
L-Little Class Rep turned into Bigger Class Rep!
H-How did this happen?!
This has never happened before.
She doesn't know, either?
Huh? But...
Aside from being bigger,
she's not really any different from how she usually is.
What's that?
Wh-What are you staring at, Eromine Asahi?!
It's something I get called "Eromine" for?!
But haven't you had that out in the open all this time?
O-Out in the open? How dare you speak of a woman's antenna like that?!
A-Antenna?!
Oh, I'm sorry.
I'm ignorant when it comes to aliens.
I apologize, as well.
I shouldn't have called out an Earthling about it.
That's right.
It just wasn't so conspicuous until now, given my size.
But there's no way I can tell him that
this antenna glows only during courtship rituals.
Anyway, now that you're bigger,
we might get some odd looks if people see us here.
Let's move before the others get back.
Can you stand?
Y-Yeah.
Thanks.
A-Are you okay, Class Rep?
Sorry.
I couldn't hold you up.
Kuromine Asahi's face is so close to me!
Wh-What is this feeling, like my chest is about to burst?
Did you just hear something from over this way?
Oh, yeah, we haven't checked the storage room yet.
This is bad.
If the others see us like this...
Damn it. What do we do?
Hey, are you in there, Asahi?
I'm opening the door.
Huh?
It won't open.
So he is in here.
You've been hiding in here, haven't you, Asahi?
Now give it up and open this door!
Isn't there anything we can do?
She's right! No fair hogging the fun!
Let me flip its skirt, too!
Class Rep, I have a good idea.
Give it up already!
You sore loser!
He's right, Kuromine-kun.
You're right that we might be able to get out of here that way.
But if I did that, you'd be...
Don't worry about me.
B-But...
This is the only way to protect you, Class Rep.
Just hurry!
Asahi!
This is getting us nowhere!
We'll have to body-slam the door open!
All right.
Ready, and...
Asahi?!
Kuromine-kun?
Absolutely despicable.
Aizawa-san?
I thought you were in the nurse's office.
I overheard you talking about my figure in front of the nurse's office.
I punished Kuromine Asahi with an iron fist.
A-And the figure?!
I confiscated it and destroyed it.
Destroyed?!
I apologize for the commotion.
Goodbye.
Asahi!
You were supposed to protect it!
My dream... Our dream!
The pitiful end of the perverted figure men.
This'll be great for the newspaper!
Kuromine Asahi, I'm sorry.
I suppose that was entertaining enough.
I should return her to normal.
I thought I saw something small move.
Yikes.
Like one of the Seven Wonders?
Oh, so that's what it was, huh?
So you weren't an Eromine-kun after all, Kuromine-kun.
O-Of course not.
I guess I should just be glad that I set things straight.
Hey, Kuromine-kun,
lend me more DVDs, okay?
Sure.
Which one do you want next?
I'm glad my identity wasn't revealed.
But why is it that even though their relationship is repaired,
I feel not a shred of joy?
Now, hit me.
But if I did that, you'd be...
This is the only way to protect you, Class Rep.
What am I doing, dwelling on memories?
I'm supposed to be calm and collected.
But what is this fuzzy feeling I'm experiencing?
Shimada's Love Compatibility Test
Shimada's Love Compatibility Test!
There's no way this can be good.
Pick a fruit to find out who you should be with!
I'll go with peach.
I choose cherries.
If you chose peach,
your best choice is me, the clean and peachy-bottomed Shimada.
Wait, why are you undressing?!
And if you chose cherry,
your best choice is me, pure and untouched Mr. Cherry Shimada.
Next Episode: "Let's Go on a... Date?"
Shima!